The most incredible feeling is knowing your crazy about someone and knowing they are just as crazy back. I have met the man of not only my dreams but of every other girls too. My Prince Charming shall I say. He is far from perfect so let me not mislead nor sound nieve. I met him December 30th 2011, and have seen him everyday since (except one day due to bad snow storm). This man made the end of my 2011 and kicked off my 2012 with a WOW. I was the one with the kahunas to ask for his number, and in shock he practically jumped for joy. Now I’ll probably save you from the full story but it was definetly one for the books. Now we hit a bump, early on. But you proved EXTREMELY fast to me that you wanted to be by my side and vise versa. As time has gone by and what has felt like a good 4 months in all reality has only been about a month. January 21 2012 I became your girlfriend. I cannot wait for more time. I’ve never been so happy in my life <3
| — | <3 Jeremy Passion (via jeremypassion) |
Ingredients:
Water (lots of it)
Bathroom
Greasy food (i.e. burgers or pizza)
Sleep
More sleep
Possibly Gatorade
Directions:
1. When you wake up, drink as much water as possible (or Gatorade preferably if available)
2. Go to the bathroom and pee it allllll out. Mentally you will think you just peed all the alcohol out.
3. Shower! Start off with warm water and work your way to cold as fck. Stand in shower for at least 5 mins in cold water. Then you may warm it back up and proceed to cleanse yourself.
4. Once finished with the shower you must go back to sleep. At least 2-3 hours.
5. Wake up, drink more water and go get yourself greasy food. I tend to like an ultimate bacon cheeseburger with salty fries from Jack In The Box, but its up to you. Pizza usually works best.
6. Sleep more. Recommended dosage is about 2 hours again.
7. Wake up drink more water or Gatorade and you should be feeling function-able.
*If you sense/ experience any faults in this recipe please inform me and I will reform as needed.
HAPPY DRINKING!
